cl0thes0ff:

http://cumandglitter.tumblr.com

… I thought the bows were bacon… I am disappoint.

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echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

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n0t0ri0usmeggg:

Be patient with me. I won’t ever be the girl with all the right words to say. Explaining how I feel is beyond difficult and it frustrates the hell out of me. I could tell you every thought inside my head and still not say everything I want to. So be patient with me because I’ll always be patient with you. And when I’m unable to tell you with my words, I’ll show you with my actions.

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carryonrnywaywardvagabond:

paranoidqueenofarendelle:

asssbuttofthelord:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

im sorry but if this scene didnt have at least 3000 people in it then idk what did

I do believe they meant 3000 individually animated and rendered people.

#atlantis has a bigger age gap

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"

Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.

"

— An Unknown Genius  (via housewifeswag)

(Source: instakink)

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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