sing-me-to-sleep-tonight:

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES I FELL OFF MY CAHIR

(Source: holytoledobatman)

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satanspersonallapdancer:

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born

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roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

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portablemiah:

if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games

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micahproffer:

Lines, light and shadows with Savanna on the pier.

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"

i wanted to drown my insides with the liquor
hidden under my sink
drinking away the memory of you or
maybe if i reach beyond the jack
i could scrub you out with bleach
wake up in the morning with a white tongue
and no recollection of the things we’ve done

but how can you forget someone
who has given you so much to remember?

and it’s pathetic, i know but
what if im an addict i mean
my daddy is one and they say
it’s genetic

it’s just that I can’t get enough of you
and ever since you broke me
I just can’t seem to get enough damn alcohol
in my system to numb me

and it’s kind of nice that taking too many shots and
kissing you
both left me with this terrible burn inside of my chest
so maybe i’m just getting drunk just for that shadow
of what it was like being yours

because all that i’m left with
is a hangover.

"

I think I’m an addict: a collaboration between an anonymous person and myself (via inkskinned)

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halaalpussy:

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

i will never ever get over this “cheese.. TAKE THE PICTURE”

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every single time i write sins not tragedies starts playing: haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR
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